Construction Humor

We missed April 1 this year, and vow not to do so in future.  To make up for that omission, in the "what were they thinking" department:  http://blog.miragestudio7.com/wp-content/uploads2/2007/09/construction_errors_error_mistake_slope_steep.jpg  We'd be curious to know how this ended up, if anyone knows.

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Where's My Blender?

OK, after a week in Mexico on vacation, yours truly in back in the saddle and ready to continue bringing you the latest and greatest in all matters construction...but in the meantime, I offer a few harmless graphics as a reminder of a great week away and a harbinger of things to come now that the weather is turning to margarita season:

 

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Happy Halloween

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Let's Dance

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Reading Plans Too Literally - Part 3

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Reading Plans Too Literally - Part 2

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The Contractor Read the Plans a Tad Too Literally...

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No Good Deed...

Woe betide the construction lawyer hired by The Donald who bags a $2 million verdict for the real estate developer in a claim against a contractor who built a golf course - only to get sued by Trump for attorney malpractice.  Geez.
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New Jokes

Thanks to a tip from a vigilant reader who is plainly using this website for its intended purpose, here's a fresh crop of construction jokes for your amusement....
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Happy Thanksgiving!

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Why Construction Law Is More Satisfying than Real Estate Law

This of course would never happen to a construction law treatise...
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When in Rome...

Do owners have unrealistic expectations?  Click here for the answer Download file
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More Lawyer Jokes...

A hefty dose of lawyer jokes for your amusement -- not really related to construction but received from a friend in the industry.  Close enough.   Download file

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A Joke to End the Week...

...at the risk of contributing to the already abundant collection of anti-lawyer jokes, at least this one has something to do with construction.

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Slang of the Day

OK, after a lot of heavy stuff this week, we deserve something on the lighter side. Here's a link for the humor collection, a potpourri of industry slang which ranges from the useful to the bizarre. Cranial disharmony? Cloon?

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Road Kill Photos

Now that we're into Day 25 of the rain streak, we feel obligated to post some additional humor -- this time a rotating collection of blooper photos maintained by an excellent defect expert witness & forensic consultant in the Seattle area.

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And You Thought Your Project Had Problems

You might call this a monster changed condition. View image

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Belated Christmas Humor

Gotta love this one. Download file

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