Washington Construction Law Blog

Woe betide the construction lawyer hired by The Donald who bags a $2 million verdict for the real estate developer in a claim against a contractor who built a golf course - only to get sued by Trump for attorney malpractice.  Geez.

Thanks to a tip from a vigilant reader who is plainly using this website for its intended purpose, here's a fresh crop of construction jokes for your amusement....

This of course would never happen to a construction law treatise...

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A hefty dose of lawyer jokes for your amusement -- not really related to construction but received from a friend in the industry.  Close enough.   Download file

...at the risk of contributing to the already abundant collection of anti-lawyer jokes, at least this one has something to do with construction.

OK, after a lot of heavy stuff this week, we deserve something on the lighter side. Here's a link for the humor collection, a potpourri of industry slang which ranges from the useful to the bizarre. Cranial disharmony? Cloon?

Now that we're into Day 25 of the rain streak, we feel obligated to post some additional humor -- this time a rotating collection of blooper photos maintained by an excellent defect expert witness & forensic consultant in the Seattle area.

You might call this a monster changed condition. View image

Gotta love this one. Download file